Schrodingers Dick

Lets say hypothetically theres a guy you know who hasn’t even thought of showing you his cock what would you assume? Big ? Small? There is a fifty fifty chance; however meaning there is a fifty fifty chance then hypothetically it can be both, therefore meaning there is also a Higher percentage that it could just be medium

Iris:Unless your pp is Excalibur And somehow magically cut through the brick then i beg to differ that you dodged it cuz I could have smashed it up with the brick in seconds or thrown it at the pp

Kujo: So if you beg to differ.. Do you think my pp's big then? 🤨

Iris: Well , assuming that 9 times out of ten you act like you do have a big pp and say it then ofcourse i may assume that, although there is the 50/50 chance that you are either small or big ; however if its a 50/50 chance then there is also the chance that you are both , so assuming either would be wrong in my eyes so simply put, I would say medium. I call it, “Schrodingers dick”

by Iris sus June 28, 2022

I have a bigger dick

If you have long legs you’ll have a big dick it’s proven by scientists and ppl with long legs and big dicks

I have a bigger dick. Then aria Because I have longer legs and your short. I have a bigger dick because I’m longer

by Hoes be mad June 29, 2022

My dicks bigger

If you have long legs you have a humungus dick is so big when you get a boner it wraps around the world 8 times

Hey Aria My dick is bigger because my legs are longer then yours you have short legs = one inch pinch. Long legs = My dicks bigger

by Hoes be mad June 29, 2022

Aspen’s dick

Slang for a big dick that has been inside of many dead mothers

Bro Jerry’s got an Aspen’s dick

by Cokclover June 29, 2022

bash dick

:- When you don't want to define a variable and you need to tell your stupid fucking shell script to chill out.

if -n ${variable:-} ; then

echo "Bash Dick"
fi

by Richard Bash June 30, 2022

Fraser dick

He is also know as giggle boy and is he/him

Fraser dick is gay

by Matthew dowd June 30, 2022

right on dick

this means ok but in a cornish way
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bob: where you to dick
ed; aldi shag
bob: right on dick

by cornishkid July 1, 2022