home-grown dick

When you have a long distance boyfriend and you need a side dude to fulfill your dick needs. So you need a dude in your town.

Yo you need some home-grown dick!

by Your main hoes December 19, 2016

ma dick

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by madick69 October 27, 2017

Vappy dick

When you use the tail of vaporeon (the Pokémon) as a dildo to buttfuck yourself

I was chilling with my homies when I showed them a video of me using my vappy dick

by Billbob274746/63 August 15, 2025

Deepcleaner Dick

The act of pulling your foreskin forward to make a pocket, fill it in with rubbing alcohol and then releasing it after putting it in a woman's vagina.

Her insides got cleaned by this deepcleaner dick!

by Gambas May 26, 2025

Dick Sucking Mad

When you want to know just how mad someone really is, asked them if they’e Dick Sucking Mad.

Friend: “agghh Im soo mad right now!

Other person: “You ain’t mad enough to suck no dick?”

Friend: *starts sucking dick

“Oh damn, you are in fact dick sucking mad.”

by RealSkuff June 18, 2024

Smack Dick

A lack of turgidity in the cock, due to opioid use

"Bruh down bad from that smack dick. He ain't hard no more"
or
Taylor: "Matty literally came before he was even hard. Fuck that smack dick, I need a football player"

by Jack Klark February 11, 2024

My dick

Try something longer.
.....that’s what she said......

“Type password here”
Password: my dick
“Try something longer”

by SeggySack August 12, 2021