Big floppy donkey dick

The word/quote that was mentioned in the 1999 movie "South park: Bigger longer and uncut"

It also refers to an idiot who is horny for horse dicks

Now I'd like you to say Big floppy donkey dick

by ScroogeMcDuckyDuckFuck December 1, 2025

Bag of dicks

I had this guy Kyle over from Tinder that didn’t even take me on a date, claimed he had a stuck ring on his finger and needed to loop it up… I’ve done went to nursing school removed it with dental floss told him not to trip on the floss, but then he fell asleep on me. Oh yeah, he also told me this fable about him, sticking his head into a bag of dicks and got a bunch of bruises on his face from them.
Moral of the story don’t stick your head into a bag of dicks and open your mouth. It’s dangerous.

I found this guy Kyle on Tinder. He didn’t take me on a date, came over with his long fingers and a stuck ring on his index finger… I lubed it up and use dental floss.

He thenfell asleep after doing a really weird Christopher Walken voice telling me about being beaten up by a bag of dicks!!

*Safety first…don’t stick your head in a bag of dicks*

by C$milf December 1, 2025

Rice Dick

Slang term for a small Asian penis.

Chang unfortunately fit the stereotype about Asian men having rice dicks.

by DubUEmAEf December 3, 2025

Dick Fit

When someone is angry that the size of their partner’s dick isn’t as big or girthy as expected.

“What’s the matter with Mike?”
“His tinder date lied about his penis size so when they got home he threw a dick fit.”

by Reishnakov December 3, 2025

Petri Dick

A he-whore with diseased cock from sleeping around.

Neither your place NOR mine, Petri Dick.

by AmadeuS469 December 6, 2025

On the dick

The condition of something being true to itself. See also: genuine.; legit.

Origin: Birthed from a misunderstood hearing of the word “authentic.”

“Have you ever had Beluga caviar?”
“Yeah, bro, that shit’s on the dick.”

by waineypoo December 7, 2025

Get your dick out of my wallet

A phrase used to accuse someone of economic violence against a marginalized group or the working people. Directed against corporations, the government, insurance companies, car dealerships, banks, rental agencies, and other conmen.

"Inflation is occurring because of supply chain issues, I mean corona virus, I mean inflation, I mean tariffs..."
"You mean raw dogging, bareback Greed. Get your dick out of my wallet."

by LazyRooster December 9, 2025