Jes Day

It’s held on the 13th of July, tis a day of raccoons and one amazing beautiful handsome extraordinary sweet lovely one of a kind person. It is the against the law to ever hate this day or have sort of resentment towards the owner of this day. This day we only talk about Jes, we celebrate Jes. In fact, we are all Jes. But the greatest Jes, is Jes himself. #JESDAY #AAYANDAY #GREATESTOFALLTIME #G.O.A.T

ITS JES DAY I HAVE TO KISS A RACCON!
CAN YOU GUYS RENT AN OVERSIZED KARL BALLON FOR AAYAN DAY?
HAPPY BIRTH! ITS JES DAY!

by nonanananan July 12, 2023

Sid-day

It's celebrated on 17th of August as per the popular Indian sitcom named "Philophers". The character Sid, who goes by the name "beerbottle", makes it rain beer for his friends. His friends start calling it the Sid-day.

yasho: bruh, why is it raining beer today?
sunil: brah! it's sid-day gif!
kena: here, fill my cup too. i can't come.
rajjo: wait. i am coming too.

by shantikapremi August 17, 2024

Humble Hetero Day

Celebrated on July 2, Humble Hetero Day is a day to express your sexuality, but only if you are straight. It is the complete opposite of Gay Pride Month, Humble instead of Prideful, Straight instead of Gay, and Day instead of Month. HHD takes place soon after Gay Pride Month but has a buffer day, and July 1st was taken by Canada Day. Instead of wearing rainbow attire, one should wear a black t-shirt(void of rainbow colours), a shirt with straight lines, or a button-down and straight tie.

Person one: What’s the date?
Person two: July second.
Person one: Good thing I wore a tie, It’s Humble Hetero Day!

by tandynbell July 18, 2021

National wear black day

There should be an National wear back Day so let it be on December 5th we all wear black

Person: why are you wearing all black?

Other person: because today is National wear black day!

by Tre_jo_ the_creater November 22, 2019

NATIONAL KISS YOUR FRIENDS DAY.

You kiss your friend on March 20th

Let me kiss you bro, it's kiss your friend day.
NATIONAL KISS YOUR FRIENDS DAY.

by Anonymous04846 March 19, 2021

International french hate day

October 17 is International hate the French day. So spend today hating the French more then you normally do

Shut it you surrender monkey. Happy International french hate day

by Jwharris44 October 17, 2022

red days

League of Legends lose streak that could go on for days

Person 1: How's your ranked grind?
Person 2: Been having red days bro. Not good at all...

by kneegrew July 29, 2022