dick biting day

its the day where you get your bf or male friend to get you to bite his dick (may 21)

*guy comes home*
girl- "hey, babe! come here!"
guy- "what is it?"
girl- "its may 21.. dick biting day"
guy- NO, YOUR NOT BITING MY DICK-"
girl- *bites*

by goth_jesus May 2, 2024

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Shrimp noodles=Shrimp dick

if you eat shrimp noodles you 100% of the time have a shrimp dick

Girl: You eat shrimp noodles?

Boy: Yes? Why?

Girl: LMAOOOO HAHAHAHA YOU HAVE A SHRIMP DICK!!! Shrimp noodles=Shrimp dick

by YourLocalDoorKnobber69 August 13, 2022

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dick deposit

the act of a male going over to a sexual partner's residence or dwelling for quick sexual activity

David went to John's house last night to make a dick deposit.

by ChatchLands April 8, 2020

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Fortnite Dick

What anyone with a fortnite obsession sucks

Fortnite Noob: I will suck Fortnite Dick
Experienced person with a Fortnite obsession: No you won't

by Lil Skelly July 6, 2023

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Dick to the Hip

A phrase to use when things aren’t going your way or when things just aren’t right.

Symbolises when the dick isn’t aimed probably and nothing goes right from then on.

“Jeez, my shift a work today was a real dick to the hip!”

by dicktothehipcreator101 April 26, 2020

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