When you bust in a girl then she forces you to do quadratic equations on your Samsung smart fridge while watching paraplegic kickboxing.
by Myballsitxh March 9, 2023
Get the Dirty Wislermug. In reference to Gertrude Nadine Baniszewski (1929-1990), the Indianapolis woman who was chief architect of the torture and murder of 16 year old Sylvia Likens in 1965, a woman who severely abuses children resulting in death or serious injury to the child, any woman who is a child abuser
"They'll have to put that Dirty Gertie in protective custody, because she won't last fifteen minutes in the general population"
by Snickers 8662 June 4, 2018
Get the Dirty Gertiemug. A Dirty Jake is when you are wanking to kittens and right when you climax your mum walks in with a brand new kitten while she is in a cat costume. So you grab the kitten and fuck the shit out of it and then proceed to rape ur mom and your dick explodes with cum everywhere.
Harry: "Aye yo did you hear what Jake did last night?"
Shou: "Yeah he pulled a Dirty Jake last night"
Shou: "Yeah he pulled a Dirty Jake last night"
by McFlop774 April 4, 2024
Get the Dirty Jakemug. by mj2397 May 12, 2024
Get the Dirty Aaronmug. by ChichiEnthusiast March 4, 2025
Get the dirty pippinmug. A dirty Cox is when a man receives a Rusty Trombone and has his nipples sucked at the same time by two rancid prostitutes wearing full suits and ties. He will simultaneously cum and spit milk out his titties to create a Winter Wonderland. All of this milk and cum will combine to create a creamy, textured substance. The male then proceeds to fill an entire bucket of this substance and place his cock inside of it. It will eventually harden and create a wax like substance arround the cock that not only works as a lube, but as a penis enlarger too. This mess will create a instant orgasm for all members involved as well as force them to receive and Alaskan-Fire Dragon
by Boy man in the toilet June 15, 2024
Get the Dirty Coxmug. The act of falsely accusing someone (usually a spouse) of demostic or sexual violence in order to recieve benefits such as money or especially attention.
by LetTheBodiesHitTheFloor October 16, 2021
Get the Dirty Lauriemug.