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Maclaren Dick

Literally the hottest, most ripped guy you will ever meet. He is also one of the most amazing AAA hockey players out there.
“Bro did you just see Maclaren Dick over there?”
“Omg yeah bro he’s so hot it’s actually wack!”
by Twistedmikle February 1, 2020
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Dick

Mmm this dick tastes really good maybe I’ll have some more
by I’mamazingwithme! December 21, 2019
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machine gun dick

Yo, that machine gun dick you got there is like 20 inches, fam
by Ya boi penis fingers May 13, 2018
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Dick

His dick was 12 inches long!
by Hiii I play fortnite September 9, 2018
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dick

could also mean the arm length of an individual
my dick is a tad bit longer than his
by Glory Mandy July 9, 2021
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One Dick Pony

The one dick pony is a female that is still having sex with or has only had sex with, the person they lost their virginity too.
Bro, she has been with him, and only him, for 9 yrs, since she lost her virginity to him at 17 yrs old, that makes her 26 yr old one dick pony.
by DevientGenie May 27, 2016
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poopy peg dick

This is where the man has his penis pooed on by a significant other, than is rammed up the pooper repeatedly, until some blood comes out. Then, This ass blood, is hardened, and makes a sort of condom, and then fucks said, significant other
Bro, Adam is totally into poopy peg dick!
by Joyland April 9, 2023
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