Chris Brown

v. to beat your woman. Can also be a synonym for the verb "to beat"

Guy: Did you bring the pudding?
Girl: I brought frozen yogurt.
Guy: I oughta Chris Brown you right here.

by minhdzuy February 11, 2009

Chris Brown

The act of beating up someone, or a girl

Bro, chill out before i go Chris Brown on you!

by Sir Saula February 9, 2009

Chris Brown

To beat the crap out of someone for no apparent reason. To bite ears, hands and punch your girlfriend, then attempt to choke her out by method of headlock.

Girl, you'r pissing me off, don't make me go Chris Brown on your ass!

by MZ Jade March 16, 2009

Chris Brown

The act of beating a bitch HARD.

OJ just chris browned the hoe.

by Taiga Ishida February 21, 2009

brown hound

Loose term for a female who prefers and encourages butt sex over traditional vaginal intercourse for the sole purpose of making engaging males doubt their heterosexuality.

Bro 1: Hey man, why the long face?
Bro 2: I hooked up with this questionable brown hound last night and now my dick is brown.
Bro 1: Dude, that totally doesn't make you gay. One in four men will make that mistake in their lifetime, you can't blame yourself.
Bro 2: I think it's safe to say my friendship with Kelsei will never be the same.
Bro 1: Awww, give me a hug, no homo.

by broseph145 November 20, 2010

Brown Squad

A group of browns, enlightened through their struggles as a minority, come together to rise up against the white supremacists and reclaim the world in the name of brown.

Brown squad YDK

by UR bOi November 4, 2013

brown ashley

When a Female coughs and craps her pants at the same time

She just performed a beautiful brown ashley

by rick van tellushit April 23, 2017