jank weed

Sucky marijuana that doesn't get you high. Just makes you slightly sleepy and pissed you paid too much for it

Man this grass is jank weed. I'm not even high. I totally got janked off.

by parkmaster January 19, 2015

share weed

You don't.

"Bro will share weed with me?"
"No"

by Puffpuffnah October 24, 2015

pickel weed

A person who you think is a drug dealer but who is also your next door neighbor.

Look at that pickel weed.

by Nomnim December 12, 2015

stale weed

Weed that makes you cough a lot.

*cough* *Cough* I think you gave me stale weed! *Cough*

by Ryan1050 January 1, 2016

Dick Weed

The crumbles of weed left over at the end of an Oz or more

I don't wanna use the good stuff, hand me the dick weed!

by SaviSunflower August 17, 2016

Dick Weed

A person who has fungi growing on penis.

My boyfriend has dick weed.

by kurtisascholar November 23, 2016

vent weed

When you hide weed or other drugs inside your vent

Bro you got any vent weed inside of your frat house?

by Jalove011104 November 25, 2016