btw i use arch

People who groom children

User 1: btw I use arch
User 2: oh so you groom children
User 1: Yea

by 1JKLDRFKL;ERF June 13, 2024

used tampon

the happiness (a penis) that is so hard to find

"Where did I put my used tampon?"

by Vita Smart July 17, 2022

US foreign policy

a) something that cannot - and should not- and will never be understood without a PhD in nuclear physics

b) oxygen for Henry Kissinger

c) a new, as yet undiscovered, element from the periodic table, abbreviated US (subscript 616, F being the 6th letter of the alphabet and P the 16th)

Boy writing a letter to Obama and Hillary Clinton: if none of you have a PhD in nuclear physics, why did you even bother trying to understand US foreign policy, definition a)?

Boys mother: Steven, are you all right? I think you need a psyche-eval

by Sexydimma June 10, 2017

Among us funny

Among is not funny anymore.

Lenny: among us funny

Steve: NO AMONG US IS NOT FUNNY.

Lenny: why?

Steve: because its olf and overused

by Manofthememes November 5, 2021

among us

This is me Emily🥳 among us is my life

It all started when I was 11 in the sixth grade I played with some friends and got addicted. Ever since then among us has been my life xo

Me: kys if you don’t like among us

Boyfriend: I love among us

*makes out*

by YASAMONGUS4EVER January 24, 2022

among us

a fun game were have to guess who's the imposter so basicly a imposter will try to kill you with anyone else not knowng so there will someone who will put a emergency meeting so you have to vote who's the imposter if you vote the wrong guy you lose

try to find the imposter in among us

by gamer mode guy October 29, 2020

amog us

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red: "AMOG US SA YAUNAHAHSJSJ ANJG"
cyan: "sus"
green: "big dildo"
SH SU SSU SSU SUS

by wimessir March 31, 2021