twat

1) a fairly derogatory term for a lady's genital area (i.e. VAGINA) usually used to reference a female

2) an alternative to "tweeted" as a pass tense form of the word "tweet" (as in twitter)

1) that girl cindy is such a twat, i bet she has a huge gaping twat from all the random sex she has.

2) i twat about 200 times yesterday because i have no life

by bestyshank April 14, 2011

Twat waffle

It is a shriveled up vagina

Did you just bang that twat waffle

by Caiden rrr February 10, 2018

Twat Swatting

The female version of cock blocking

My girl was twat swatting last night so I didn't get that D like I wanted

by ReapDini April 29, 2025

Twat

A term used to describe, idiots, mongoloids, fucktards, dickhead and knobheads mainly the people who walk around in full Adidas tracksuits.

KSI is a TWAT, Queen Elizabeth the 2nd is a TWAT

by bigdaddyheffpewdiepie February 19, 2019

Proudly Molested Ratty Twat

4 words to explain a whore that has s*x with taxi drivers to not pay for the ride home. Not the riding before going home...

"What does that video even mean? 🙄"
"We already told you you proudly molested ratty twat."

by vyevd8 September 25, 2023

TWAT

TWAT a word originally from Liverpooland means cunt

Lillian and Lexi are TWATS

by Rectanglebroomlalaobama December 30, 2016

twat tax rebate

When one finds money once lost to their own idiocy. It is quite possible said individual never knew they had suffered the twat tax in the first place.

When you put on a pair of jeans not worn in six months and find a mashed up £20 note in the pocket. "Sweet! Twat tax rebate!"

by dooferdog March 21, 2017