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Throw a baby at her face

An expression used when someone says or does something entirely stupid. The expression is related to someone having unprotected sex at a young age and getting knocked-up. Yeah, probably one of the stupidest things you could do. Getting knocked-up leads to babies, and so when someone says/does something really dumb, throw a baby at their face because if they want to do something that stupid, they'll probably end up doing even more stupid things like... oh, getting themselves pregnant. Just, don't really throw a baby at their face, it might harm the infant.

The "her" can be interchangeable to "his" or "their"
Girl 1: Nazis are Jews.
Girl 2: ... You're kidding me.
Girl 1: Aren't Nazis Jews?!
Girl 3: Just throw a baby at her face.
by a living spoon March 20, 2010
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Lyin Bout Her Crib

A chick who you think is doin the damn thing, has her own shit only to find out she lives with her man.
This bitch is lyin bout her crib livin wit her nigga everytime im ova she hidin all his pictures hidin all his clothes hidin all his shoes i can fuck dis bitch dis bitch is bad news

Song by pastor troy one of the greatest southern rappers
by Athbabe!! December 13, 2009
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Gage on her own spit

When a sex partner (male or female) chokes on their partners oral orgasm because saliva has mixed with the deposit and becomes too much to swallow
She played with my "load" too long in her mouth and began to gage on her own spit.
by BallHammer December 30, 2010
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Tossed Her Back

To Bang, Fuck or have intercourse between two people!!
Did you here that Phil picked up that chick at the club then took her back to his place and Tossed Her Back
by Shoe Guy 7 January 7, 2011
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Warming your hands under her laptop

Where you put your hands under his her crotch to warm them in a cold environment
Dude, stop warming your hands under her laptop, it looks awkward.
by DesertofSong January 13, 2011
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chunk her

it means to bang it then chunk her
If she's a bitch, Bang It, Then Chunk Her!!
by chucksmith April 21, 2011
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