Turtle Wank

So you're a man having a big dump and you're turtle heading. It's at this point that you use the poo poking out of your ass to rub your g spot in your anus and climax that way. It will require strong glutes and anus control to do this like a pro but that is a turtle wank

Dude, i had a turtle wank last night

by WolfofWankage July 28, 2020

turtle

the little shits that pollute the water and eat the straws. people then say its our fault cause we made the straws but its actually the turtle's fault they just need to get smart and stop being mean to the poor straws

yo i just force fed a turtle a straw

by minecraft_virgin69 August 6, 2020

Turtle Sleeve

The act of cumming on another man’s foreskin for making anal sex easier.

:Dude how was the Turtle Sleeve last night
:the Turtle Sleeve was great will use again

by Juicylizard69 September 9, 2020

Turtle Sleeve

The act of cumming on another man’s foreskin for making anal sex easier.

:Dude how was the Turtle Sleeve last night
:the Turtle Sleeve was great will use again

by Juicylizard69 September 10, 2020

Turtle Poking

A term used when you have a little shit poking out of your bum.

I gotta run to the toilet, I’m turtle poking right now

by YunDaggerDick September 24, 2020

Noming turtle

It’s a relative of the very known snapping turtle but it’s a noming turtle also ur known as a noming alyssa

Stop being such a noming turtle/ noming Alyssa

by Kuma69 September 26, 2020

turtling

when you shield someone from your bitch ass self because they could not handle it because they are baby

I am not an ass to Rani because I turtle him. I am turtling.

by CynIgnis September 27, 2020