The natural phenomenon that causes everything to go to shit. Scientists have theorized that the natural rotation of the earth causes minuscule ripples in the chode-time continuum, resulting in widespread chodeular bullshit. These ripples, in turn, cause shifting of the chodetonic plates, exponentially magnifying the chodestorm. The scientific community has reached a consensus that such events as the extinction of dinosaurs, Nickelback's formation, and the Holocaust were caused by the chodeiolous effect. Many philosophers have alluded to this phenomenon in their works:
Westley, the Dread Pirate Roberts: "Life is pain, Highness"
Whoever the fuck came up with Murphy's Law: "Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong"
Batman: "My parents are dead"
Everyone is affected, with the notable exceptions of Satan and his offspring.
Westley, the Dread Pirate Roberts: "Life is pain, Highness"
Whoever the fuck came up with Murphy's Law: "Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong"
Batman: "My parents are dead"
Everyone is affected, with the notable exceptions of Satan and his offspring.
Jim: How was your day today Bill?
Bill: Not great. I woke up and we were out of Frosted Flakes. Then I found out I have gonorrhea. Then I turned on the TV and saw that my entire family died in a 10-car pileup on the freeway. Then I checked my fantasy football team and saw my running back on the injury report.
Jim: That's the chodeiolous effect for ya.
Bill: Not great. I woke up and we were out of Frosted Flakes. Then I found out I have gonorrhea. Then I turned on the TV and saw that my entire family died in a 10-car pileup on the freeway. Then I checked my fantasy football team and saw my running back on the injury report.
Jim: That's the chodeiolous effect for ya.
by Stephen Cocking February 16, 2016
by VoteTrump1994 October 22, 2017
When an event occurs that happens to be bad, it tends to happen to idiotic people who don’t have any idea they are getting manipulated
Cameron was having a great day untill her mum hit her with a belt, that occurred because of the boado effect
by killualover February 07, 2023
The Zemon Effect is a well known boost of Skill Given to players who participate in tournaments,Zone Wars,box fights,etc With the one and only zebb (also given the nickname Zemon).The name "Zemon" is a word which contains two words combined into one,Zebb + Demon. Zebb was given the similarities of a demon by his Outstanding skill in Mechanics,aim,and game sense,Witch those decided to give him the name zemon.The zemon effects grants the players a 15% boost in mechanics,9% boost in aim ,and a finalizing 7% boost in game sense.
Travis scott suddenly was an outstanding player when fighting along side with zeb.He has never felt this way before,The next day he played a solo cash cups and ended with 3 points out of 10 games. The zemon effect gives you a boost of skill in different aspects of the game.
by RipZebb March 02, 2021
The Bombay effect is an extremely sad and unfortunate consequence of long term meth use. When a seemingly good hearted person subjects themselves to long term drug use, grandually they begin to change. They lose sight of their morales, values, beliefs, everything that made them, them. They become empty, cold, and callous. Unable to have any moral values or virtues that humans tend to have. They become lost. The bombay effect is what causes mothers to choose addiction over their children. Once a person succumbs to the effect there is no cure. They can't be trusted at any cost there's absolutely no hope because they have no core values or integrity. Betraying everyone even family is no exception. It's the final stage of addiction. Past the point of no return. You become cruel, ruthless and you feel no remorse or regret for your actions. They will have nothing and It's only a matter of time before they will reap what they sow burning all bridges. They will live and die alone desperate, depressed, and deeply anguished. Discontent with the way things turned out. Do not feel sympathy for as soon as you let your guard down they will double Cross and deceive you. Opportunity controls their loyalty. You just have to find solace in knowing you are better than that and you could do nothing to prevent it because they did it to themselves.
"I can't believe Destiny keeps using while she's pregnant and doesn't even try to get sober or raise the children herself. How many kids does she have?"
"Yea it's super sad and heart breaking I think she has 9 kids now, and not 1 of them will ever know what a mother's love is actually like because she suffers from the Bombay effect.
"Destiny used to be my best friend I trusted her more than anyone. And she betrayed me all because she let her addictions get to her!"
"Whoa there's plenty of addicts out there that don't stoop to that all time low. It's the Bombay effect that made her that way."
I have to change my life around and do whatever it takes to get my kids and let them know I love them, before I am completely consumed by the Bombay effect.
"Yea it's super sad and heart breaking I think she has 9 kids now, and not 1 of them will ever know what a mother's love is actually like because she suffers from the Bombay effect.
"Destiny used to be my best friend I trusted her more than anyone. And she betrayed me all because she let her addictions get to her!"
"Whoa there's plenty of addicts out there that don't stoop to that all time low. It's the Bombay effect that made her that way."
I have to change my life around and do whatever it takes to get my kids and let them know I love them, before I am completely consumed by the Bombay effect.
by RealestOfThaReal September 23, 2020
by Qhá Nhán May 05, 2017
Upon meeting a specific type of person, some minority’s rather than disagreeing with racist comments, they begin making some on themselves.
by Paul-Williams-lover May 08, 2023