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Jizzful January

This challenge is like destory dick December except u jerk off 5 days a week until Feburary.
Tony: Yo this new challenge Jizzful January got everyone going crazy.
Josh: I can taste colors now
by DarkAngel76 November 5, 2019
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January 20th

introverts are born on this day.
by anonymous October 27, 2021
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January 18

Me: Hey u know what day it is
Spike: What?
Me: you fucking moron, ITS JANUARY 18, YOUR BIRTHDAY IDIOT!
by Dragmehbawls December 23, 2021
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January 6th

People born on this day are 10x hotter than everyone else.
Oh my god did you see that hottie, I bet she was born on January 6th.
by January 6th January 5, 2022
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January 18th, 2021

National ask Max Gladwell out and he has to say yes day.
“Max Gladwell, will you go out with me?”
“yes because it’s january 18th, 2021”
by realbob30 January 17, 2021
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January 21

January 21 give your hoodie to a girl who asks for it
Hey
Hi
Today’s January 21 can I have your sweater
Uhmmmm surrrre
by Nrbdjdndndbd January 19, 2022
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January 14

Give the world and chocolate to the person who was born on this day day
Me: -Gives chocolate and the world to the person who was born on january 14-
Someone: Why are you giving the world and chocolate to someone for free?
Me: Because its the give the world and chocolate to the person who was born on this day day.
The person who was born on January 14: THANK YOU SO MUCH<3333
by anonymous November 21, 2021
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