horse

a large land mammal that can carry human riders, but are high maintenance as pets.

she has a pet horse that is so kind.

by The popular Girl April 14, 2019

Horse cock

Something that your fiancé would tell about her ex FWB while she’s intoxicated to piss you off

Denise: hey did I ever tell you my ex friend Mehdi has a big horse cock
Tommy: Why do I need to know that?

Denise: Because he ate my pussy standing up in the 69 position and I couldn’t fit his super big horse cock in my mouth.

by Tommydesigns January 19, 2023

horse cock torres(tripod)

a man with a third leg

me: man that guy is a horse cock torres(tripod)
other: oh ik ;)

by yesh-a_aron February 20, 2019

race horse streaks

A race horse streak is a massive shit mark in your underwear

Hey bro, can I check out your race horse streaks

by Joejoe6921 October 4, 2019

tiny horse

(usually) a male with an extremely smaller than average schlong but continues to act like they are the schiznit.

Betty: How was that date with Sloan Thursday?

Martha: Average, or l actually lower than. Sloans riding with a tiny horse. So there was definitely no rainbow BJ.

Betty: I hate when that happens. Looks like it’s back to searching for a true bucking bronco.

by jimmy_was_a_stimulator August 8, 2024

Horsing

Related to eating.

When one is choking but still desires to continue eating.

I was choking everywhere but I had to finish horsing down that potato..

by payap November 9, 2023

Horse Shit

Whore Shit is Horse Shit, period!

"Vic DiBitetto rides a horse named Horse Shit. He has also been known to ride a whore named Whore Shit. I don't know which one is worse!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 6, 2023