Your dad is mine

lol dilf

blah blah Your dad is mine (dilf)

by claireisadilf June 17, 2021

ur mom ur dad the one u never had

the only thing worse than every thing else

maisy:ur mom

daisy:ur dad

maisy:the one u never had

*instant death for daisy*

useof ur mom ur dad the one u never had

by mc crispy May 17, 2025

Dad

My dad is not like other dads. He truly cares about me and my sister, and does the most that he can to make us have good lives. He works and works to take care of us, and he doesn’t get as much recognition as he should. My dad is funny, jokes around (makes mostly dad jokes), and is really good at technology. This Father’s Day, I wanted to see if I could get this on a mug since there’s always coffee brewed in the mornings. But hey dad, thank you for being extraordinary and I love you so much, and thank you for everything you do. You make a big difference in my life each day, happy Father’s Day.

I’m hopefully gonna get my dad a Father’s Day mug with my own urban dictionary description on it.

by saraoic June 15, 2018

DAD

Dumb ass dog

Yep that's a DAD
Bailey just had surgery and should be laying down but she's such a DAD
He's such a DAD he eats his own poop!

by TBGibby November 26, 2020

Wallpaper Dad

A father who likes licking the white powder off of the wallpaper.

Person 1: Hey, can I come over to your house?
Person 2: No, I need to take my wallpaper dad to the hospital.

by DashiellShatter May 30, 2023

My Dad

lazy, slow, loud, and likes to take my spot on the couch

Hey Evan, stop acting like my dad, it's darn annoying.

by minecraftveteran August 1, 2020

dad

someone who left me when i was 2

dad if ur seeing this, come back pls. i ran out of titty milk

by zendeiie April 29, 2021