gossip train

What gets run on you when you get drunk at a company outing, mess up at work, or even have something beneficial happen to you. Gossip used to be spread slowly at the water cooler, but emails to half a company is the main mechanism by which this gossip is spread. The occurrence of an event can be spread to everyone you don't want it to to within 5 minutes of the start of the work day with a single email.

By 8 a.m., all of the secretaries at work were running the gossip train on Jim when he got drunk at a company outing on Friday night and felt up the boss's wife and made out with the back of her neck after he puked in their washing machine.

by TheGreatAus September 17, 2012

A-Trained

A-Trained is the act of performing a sliding on someone with the intent on making them fall.

Yoo dude, That couple just got A-trained!

by LaserBaby April 11, 2023

poo train

poo train is were someone gives someone ells a blow-job with shit on there nob

let me lick your pooey cock poo train

by will123321123 March 28, 2008

Train Brain

A person with mild to severe obsessions with trains.

Can be used to describe general forgetfulness due to the distracting nature of locomotives.

"Collin where is the cresent wrench?". Must have forgotten it due to the Train Brain.

by Timothy Laybiel October 9, 2025

European Train Simulator

When you have an uncircumcised penis and a girl gives you a handjob

"Bro I played European Train Simulator last night!"
"Nice! I didn't know you weren't circumcised!"

by John Bigdick September 2, 2014

Train Attack

To attack someone or something with the force of a train.

Im gonna train attack that guy. / I’m gonna train attack that shit.

by TheTrainConductor October 1, 2020

train

When you and a group of friends have sex with one person at the same time.

Yoooo... yesterday Tamika asked me and all of my bros to run a train on her!!

by SerialKiiya November 16, 2018