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Shit Mate

When you invite a mate round for chills and thrills, and then he decides to ditch you for bigger and better things!, thus becoming a shit mate!
by Jevs92 May 9, 2010
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shitting nickels

(Excerpt from Stephen King's "The Stand Complete and Uncut")
"Are you nervous?"
"Fuck, I'm shitting nickels."
by Glutton October 3, 2005
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skittle shits

A combination of gas, fecal bits, and bile filled diarrhea that spray out of one's anus in a rainbow projectile fashion.
Hey bro, I was fucking pissed at that bartender chick who quit giving me free drinks, so I went into the bathroom and blasted skittle shits everywhere. I even shit in the soap dispenser.
by Assbag666 May 27, 2013
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diddly shit

A generic, and very vague way to answer a question with a great lack of enthusiasm. Commonly used after one has completed a task and is devastatingly bored, hence currently doing absolutely nothing or diddly shit.
Slim Johnson: "Hey Dick what have you been up to lately?"
Richard Head: "Well Slim... as of lately... diddly shit."
by Tight Chambers June 19, 2013
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No Gay Shit

A term used instantly after saying that gay shit to cover your back
Tim: I would suck her dads dick just to get a taste of the recipe

Mike: WTF??
Tim: No gay shit tho
Mike: Oh ok
by poonsabi January 17, 2018
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McDonalds Shit

A shit taken that is so large and distinctin color that it looks like something that would be served on a bun at McDonalds.
Oh my God, I just took the nastiest McDonalds shit
by tonyjoe83 August 25, 2013
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Shits and Grins

To do something for no reason other than to have a laugh.
Jo: lets go and see that new film.

Jake: why?!, its crap.

Jo: Just for Shits and Grins.
by viperdick September 9, 2012
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