Clam monkey

Term used to refer to a koala with chlamydia.

Look theres a clam monkey in that tree

by Rbharry February 5, 2021

Monkey Nuzzle

The tip of a marsupial penis, ie. Monkey penis tip. Used loosely to insult people with ginger coloured hair/beards when they act inappropriately.

Man! That guy/girl (ginger) is being a real Monkey Nuzzle!

by AtarashiiJoJo July 14, 2016

Monkey on car

“Fuck off”
(Usually in British accent)

Derived from viral video of child “Hugo” saying fuck off to monkey on top of car.

*salesman approaches door with father and two kids at home*
Salesman: hello sir can I interest you in some ch.....
Father: MONKEY ON CAR!

by Pridezasin May 1, 2020

Monkey Wings

When a man's scrotal sack becomes stuck to the inner thigh due to perspiration often requiring a sumo style leg raise to break surface tension. The stretch of the sack pulling away from the inner thigh resembles monkey wings.

Dude, I got some serious monkey wings after that round of 18.

by Wiseguy15 February 3, 2018

Mega Monkey

A huge piece of poop.

"Yo where were you that whole time?"

"I was taking a serious Mega Monkey dude."

by Hmbsm21 May 15, 2009

Bev monkey

A nickname given to someone who sells bev to underagers

That Calum boy is the best bev monkey goin, super reliable and top notch bevage

by Euan Simon June 23, 2019

arctic monkeys

the best band in the world, you know. Without them, i would be nothing. Thanks for existing guys.

someone: "Why are you alive?"
me: Because in England there are the best people in the world, the arctic monkeys

by aleex. May 22, 2022