Banana cream handshake

When you ejaculate into your hand and wake a sleeping partner by slapping them in the face with the semen soaked hand.

Jenny was snoring, so I decided to nudge her awake with a banana cream handshake.

by Yea I’m gonna shoot April 14, 2020

Smooth Banana Dodge

When a straight male is being hit on by a gay male, and he is able to get out of the situation without causing a scene.

"Dude Brad was totally hitting on Jeff!" " whoa what happened?"

"Dude he hit em with that smooth banana dodge and pretended his mom was calling him"

by Doctor Octo July 26, 2016

southend banana split

Come up your girlfriends ass then Chop the end off of a banana,insert into your girlfriends ass, squish out the banana from its skin remove the skin,Insuring as much banana is left up her as poss.have your gf then shit out the banana and cream into your mouth and enjoy.

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by fudgepacker123 January 4, 2014

Cuckoo Banana Bread

When someone acts kooky, nuts, wacky, insane or a screwball.

The football fans were acting cuckoo banana bread over the bad call.

by CNA Monster January 29, 2020

Banana Hammock Jamboree

A secret Gentlemen's Club ritual that occurs every new year in which high-classed men will group together and 'wiggle' to "I'm sexy and I know it," by LMFAO, in nothing but a pair of banana hammock undergarments.

Famous actor Johnny Depp has attended only one banana hammock jamboree.

by Demetrius Petitt January 23, 2015

Banana Pepper Pussy

When a girl's vagina has the look, feel, taste, smell, and consistency of a Banana Pepper. Imagine having a banana pepper right in front of you. You can see it's bright yellow coloring, you can smell the vinegar, you salivate at the thought and smell of it as if you can taste it.

Now imagine pulling down her underwear and that is what you see and smell. Now, instead of a banana pepper or a vagina, you have a banana pepper pussy right in front of you. You're about to go in for the kill, but the sight, stench, and juices that emit from the pussy are rancid, as if the sweat and work from the day has spoiled it. It has not been refrigerated or stored properly, it is a nice body temperature degree.

If you have a cut on your lips, inside your mouth or on your tongue, an STD is the least of your worries. The vinegar will burn worse than Gonorrhea. The stench and liquid will stain your hands, mouth and life like Gonorrhea though.

Guy: "Hey girl, you got that Banana Pepper Pussy"
Girl: "What does that mean?"
Guy: "It means your pussy stench and consistency of a yellow, vinegary fucking Banana Pepper, bitch. Stay away."

by Ace1gameprinc September 14, 2019

The Banana Fire Rule

The only counter to The Mastermind Rule. Comes from the awesomeness that is banana fire (some retard puts on a banana suit and covers himself in rubbing alcohol and sets himself alight, guess what happens next... google it and try not to laugh too hard.)

Should an offered activity take a higher preference than the current activity, one should invoke The Banana Fire Rule. Comes from the fact that watching banana fire is probably the best thing you can do, if it wasn't, you'd invoke The Mastermind Rule.

Miles: Aww man if only I hadn't invoked the mastermind rule and kept on playing Final Fantasy VII when asked if I wanted to play some Tekken Tag! Wait a minute, I think it's time to invoke The Banana Fire Rule!
Everyone: Yes! Tekken formulae go!

by Burger King Diamond September 22, 2011