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Woke Salad

When you ask a question that is clearly a "Yes" or "No" question, and the reply involves dancing around the issue with nonsensical overly complicated verbiage, making a clear effort to avoid giving a clear "yes" or "no" answer, and also subtly gaslighting the questioner.
YOU: "Was Stalin Evil for killing hundreds of thousands of people?"

CHAT GPT: "EVIL is such a strong world, and it must be understood that the complex and nuance concepts of what a person is helps define what we mean by when we say Stalin and 'killing people.' It must be considered that we cannot make judgements without exploring the issue with long inclusive langauge or conceptial intersectionality based on the issue at hand. It can in fact be hurtful to make such judgements or to utter statements of this because it can infringe on the rights of numerous individual identities who identify as Stalin-colored minorities. We must ... *insert random collection of words that sound intellectual but have no real meaning or value.*

YOU: "That's a Woke Salad right there, buddy."
by mrsnugs February 27, 2024
mugGet the Woke Saladmug.

Spiced salad

When someone is tossing another individuals salad, and the receiver farts during the salad tossing. To increase spiciness eat Thai food 30 mins before giving the salad it's spice. For further explanation look up "salad tossing".
My wife wanted me to eat the booty like groceries, so she made me a spiced salad.
by Tankman21 June 26, 2016
mugGet the Spiced saladmug.

Bedtime Salad

A euphemism for sex, specifically related to the wetness of tomatoes
Do you want to come round for a bedtime salad
by lotcrossbuns November 5, 2021
mugGet the Bedtime Saladmug.

salad shorts

Man 1: “ you like my salad shorts?”

Man 2: “How are you? Get out of my house!?!”
by AkumasAss March 4, 2019
mugGet the salad shortsmug.

frosty salad

When a man ejaculates on a women's pubic hair
"Man, last night I frosty saladed this chick"
by thatrandomguythatyouseeonevery October 21, 2015
mugGet the frosty saladmug.

Deviled egg salad

When the man pulls out of her ass and places one testicle in her ass and one in her vagina.
Heather " do u want some deviled egg salad?"
Michael " wait so you want me to fuck your dumper, pull out and stuffed one ball in your ass and stuck the other on your pussy?"
Heather " umm... Ok that will work!"
by Cupcakefacekilla187 March 7, 2021
mugGet the Deviled egg saladmug.

banana in a fruit salad

When a straight guy wakes up from an all night drunk in the bed with a bunch of gay guys.
Todd got hammered last night and walked off with a bunch of gay guys. Had a banana in a fruit salad the next morning!
by Jtm1978 March 1, 2025
mugGet the banana in a fruit saladmug.

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