beat the monkey to the road

To "beat the monkey to the road" is to anticipate an issue and take steps to mitigate it before it becomes a problem. Being proactive.

"Let's beat the monkey to the road and pick up the beer when we go for the crabs. We don't want to be stuck sitting in traffic!"

by kastagire July 28, 2021

The High Road

The High Road is a level in Crash Bandicoot for the PS1. When the game was remade for the PS4, the new engine made the level a lot harder to beat than on the PS1.

"I can't believe I just beat The High Road."

by Scyhh August 9, 2017

road rules

Some things you don't have to obey...

Road rules? What are those?

by Your father July 12, 2003

nowhere road

When you are in the middle of nowhere on a road with no name that road is called nowhere road.

Person 1"Where are you"

Person 2"I'm at nowhere road"
Person 1 "Where the fuck is that?"

by The Gansta Cat May 30, 2018

road rage

a condition in which a driver gets angry at the other driver for not driving in the way he wants to.
the person exhibiting road rage is actually the dumbfuck himself because he/she does not know that others may often find him/her as fucking annoying as fuck
road rager is a simple motherfucker with narrow pov. for example, this fucker thinks a person driving either faster or slower than him as crazy
cops should actually tiicket these mothafuckers and suspend their licenses

road rage along with inattention usually causes most of the accidents on the road

by Handleofjohnniewalker May 20, 2019

Road rodeo

When you recline your driver seat all the way back, and a girl is riding reverse cowgirl steering, while the guy is using the pedals.

This crazy girl almost swerved into traffic while doing road rodeo.

He was cumming so hard during road rodeo that he got a speeding ticket

by Raveniwgf November 29, 2023

road rules

a shitty reality television program which has spawned a whole race of reality television programs which are now consuming and ruining television as we know it. Considered a profanity.

Ted: shit man, that totally sucks a whole bunch.
Pat: yeah. road rules.

by pat July 13, 2003