Retard

Person who thinks it would be a great idea to inject Lysol to eliminate the COVID-19 virus.

Man: "I've seen Lysol kill the virus in a minute, maybe we could inject something like that."
Woman: "You're a retard."

by Charlfever April 24, 2020

retard

someone who writes Urban Dictionary definitions about people in their school and who the hate/like.

Person 1: "lets write an urban dictionary definition about caleb LOL!"
Person 2: "stfu retard"

by gysole 23 November 12, 2020

Retard

What you are if you needed to search this up to find the definition.

Bob: You're such a fucking retard!
You: aduhhhh, what the fuck does that mean?

by anonymous November 15, 2020

retarded

A word in which one uses to describe something dumb, that pisses off "inclusive" white girls. Whenever you use this word there is a high risk of someone informing you that you have just used a slur.

Dan: "Well, I think Stanley is a little bit retarded."
Rachel: "You just used a slur, please try to educate yourself next time."

by Mr Payce November 16, 2020

Retard

This is commonly used to describe the person I shagged up the ass, also known as, your Mum

“Your mums a gay retard, lol”

by UrMumsGay6969 November 18, 2020

Kpi Retard

Someone who will deliberately put themselves and others in harms way so they can get as many totes as possible, so the company will give them a kiss on the cheek and a blowjob

Fucking hell this kid is such a kpi retard

by I hate kpi retards November 19, 2020

Retardism

Like retarded, except slightly stupider. Typically used by people who for some reason can't spell retarded.

Your cat has retardism
Did you just say retardism? The word is retarded
Oh.

by BigDaddyWantsome November 19, 2020