The awesomest pie monster to ever roam the earth. Roams usually around Scotland and the interweb. Notoriously known for her cat-like appearance (white w/ brown splotches, and a gray 'fringe' over one eye) She wears a tawny owl feather behind one ear, and had blue eyes that glow at times. She is easily distracted by shining/glowing things, so mirrors are often used to keep her away.
'Spotteh The Pie Monster was last spotted taking a small child's pie. The child cried for days.'
or,
'OMG SPOTTEH I AM YOUR LOYAL FOLLOWER!!!!!111!!!!!!one!!!!111111!!eleven!!!!11!!!!'
or,
'OMG SPOTTEH I AM YOUR LOYAL FOLLOWER!!!!!111!!!!!!one!!!!111111!!eleven!!!!11!!!!'
by The Pie Monsterologist January 18, 2010
Get the Spotteh The Pie Monstermug. A bunch of guys in a circle "dutch rudder" each other onto a pie. The last one to cum has to eat it.
by snakedya May 31, 2010
Get the dutch rudder piemug. When a man is being deepthroated by his drunk partner and the partner throws up on his dick, and then he cums on his partner's face.
I Oatmeal Cream Pied Little Debbie after that party last weekend, she needs to learn how to take a dick better.
Mike was the first to fall asleep, so I shoved my dick down his throat and gave him an Oatmeal Cream Pie.
Mike was the first to fall asleep, so I shoved my dick down his throat and gave him an Oatmeal Cream Pie.
by KDJDJLBHCSMSMG March 28, 2010
Get the Oatmeal Cream Piemug. I was fucking this filipina girl and shot my cum into her tight pussy. As I withdrew my cum was dripping from her pussy making a filipina cream pie.
by Asianpoker October 16, 2021
Get the filipina cream piemug. they live in your basement. you must be able to hear them at nite. they sing this song: da da da daaa da..dadadada KELLY....KELLY dododododoooo!!! albert was a sailor, a sailor like this!
by adad May 29, 2003
Get the mushroom piemug. A merm steak made into a merm pie...like chicken merm pot pie except with merm steak no merm chicken...
merm steak is merm sliced into steak merm sized peices, and merm healed for multiple uses...
(merm steak pies have no relation to anything involving merm..XD...and no merms were fataly mermed in the making of this product)
merm steak is merm sliced into steak merm sized peices, and merm healed for multiple uses...
(merm steak pies have no relation to anything involving merm..XD...and no merms were fataly mermed in the making of this product)
by Placenta Monkey January 30, 2010
Get the Merm Steak Piemug. When you fuck some one in the ass and cum then eat there ass while getting all the cum out then spiting it in the other partners mouth.
by Senpaioctopianal July 30, 2016
Get the black berry piemug.