Strangling the wood is when you hold your penis really hard during masterbation that the tip goes blue when you hold your cum in
John did strangle the wood thinking of Melanie. His nob went from pink to red to blue as he stopped the cum from covering his chest
by Blindmonkey May 1, 2014
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"Daughter: Do you smell that?
Mom: ew yes, what is that?
Daughter: must be that stosh wood.
"Daughter: Do you smell that?
Mom: ew yes, what is that?
Daughter: must be that stosh wood.
by Harleyquin1319 February 10, 2015
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Super tall, and has a few nice personality traits, but that can't make up for how utterly ugly he is.
A Mackenzie Wood can often be found online as well, as they are well known for telling others to kill themselves whilst saying the N-Word
This type of person is most prevalent in high schools, usually around the 16-18 age range
Super tall, and has a few nice personality traits, but that can't make up for how utterly ugly he is.
A Mackenzie Wood can often be found online as well, as they are well known for telling others to kill themselves whilst saying the N-Word
This type of person is most prevalent in high schools, usually around the 16-18 age range
Girl 1: "Ew I think a Mackenzie Wood just passed us"
Girl 2: "EWEWEWEWEW! I feel gross just being near him"
Girl 1: "I know right, he's so ugly"
Mackenzie Wood: "Howya doing ladies?"
Girl 1 and Girl 2: *run away screaming*
Girl 2: "EWEWEWEWEW! I feel gross just being near him"
Girl 1: "I know right, he's so ugly"
Mackenzie Wood: "Howya doing ladies?"
Girl 1 and Girl 2: *run away screaming*
by Potential Man April 16, 2024
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by Parker the man March 15, 2022
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"Hey Bret"
"Yea Toby"
"I know you got a small penis and I just want you to know it's not the size of the log, it's the quality of the wood"
"Thanks Toby"
"Yea Toby"
"I know you got a small penis and I just want you to know it's not the size of the log, it's the quality of the wood"
"Thanks Toby"
by Johnny Boy 12347 January 25, 2017
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