Sad Nut

When you here something or see something saddening and proceed to ejaculation.

I was jacking off in the bathroom when I heard my parents say I was a disappointment, that was the worst Sad Nut of my life.

by Dukelemon August 19, 2017

Coco-nut

(n)- A member of late-night comedian/talk host Conan O'Brien's devout nomadic following. At the time of the infamous The Tonight Show fracas, they flocked to Universal Media Studios to protest in O'Brien's favor, sporting signs, slogans, and Coco-inspired hairdos that hilariously did not match their bodies.

No longer on the endangered species list, we fully expect the Coco-nuts to naturally rejoin the ecosystem with O'Brien's impending re-debut in late night.

by Ben Dustman October 31, 2010

popping nuts

1.When a male squeezes his testicles so hard it pops, this act is usually done because of stress

2.Another way of saying ejaculation.

Damn Jarrett, You must be so stressed because you are popping nuts!

by Fishy Goldenstein March 18, 2014

Mutt's Nuts

Like the bee's knees, opposite to the bee's balls and balls to the walls, the mutt's nuts refers to something which is the best, fab, fantastic, or even downright scrumtrellescent. First used in "Beneath A Steel Sky".

Holy acorns, that stallion is one manly stud horse! His gonads must be the mutt's nuts!

by billybee69 November 24, 2010

Fug-nuts

A female who is "fugly" and also might have larger nuts than a man.

Second meaning: A "fugly" girl who is also crazy.

That girl Kelly is fug-nuts.

by DrTom07 August 31, 2010

Chudder Nutted

The redneck slang for "You're fucked dip shit".

Person 1: Did you see Cleatus get his ass kicked by that 12 pointer?

Person 2: Yeah man he's fucking Chudder Nutted.

by MusicByPANDEMIC August 17, 2018

poked in the nuts

A man or boy poked in his with a rifle or anything that is sharp or hurts when you hit somebody with it

Hey mom! guess what i saw in a movie today?

Mom:What did you see?

Richie:I Saw this man who got poked in the nuts By a rifle and after he fell beside the wall the man who poked him shot the other dude in the eye!

by latino14 June 2, 2009