Troll

Troll are retarded morons with delusions of self importance

The trolls at the NYT New York Times are at it again.

by Booneoracle December 3, 2017

troll batter

The ejaculate of a master online troll.

When you are being a troll and it ends up be so delicious that you say to your partner and shout "SUCK MY TROLL BATTER" and they are like "well you earnt it"!

by TheAC160PlaneMan December 11, 2017

Troll Child

a tall skinny person who is often physically abused by a Ma Ding Ding and emotionally abused by a Wee WeeYan.

synonym: Condiment, Anthony Wong

Look! Its Troll Child!

by Vivian August 24, 2004

drowning the angry troll

Getting head from a toothless, irritable, aging prostitute

I am drowning the angry troll.

by Deltax192 February 12, 2015

Desk Troll

Person who gives fellatio under the desk of their superior to get ahead in the company. Either by position or pay scale.

Everyone in the company knows how the desk troll obtained their position in the company.

by Mary Petersen March 6, 2019

Troll

a woman who toils with a mans emotions. Also known as a tease,cunt, bitch or a whore.

girl: hey you want to meet up tonight?
guy: yeah sure what do you wanna do?
girl: oh idk..watch a movie and then not watch it ;)
guy: what time?
girl: in an hr
guy: sure let me know when you want to meet
(4 hrs later)
guy: hey so are we meeting up?
guy: so whats the deal for tonight?

don't hear from her months on end; out of the blue

girl:hey you want to meet up tonight?
guy: Fuck you troll

by LuvRod October 10, 2011

Troll

Noun - Someone with unparalleled and unimaginable beauty. They never walked the Earth in the same era that humans have existed thus defining their aesthetic appeal as mythical. Truly one of a kind when determining oneself or another as a troll, it is a unique honor. Trolls have unmatched and seemingly the rarest form of genuine grace and beauty. If you're lucky enough to find a troll, keep them close.

That girl is such a troll.

Omg I'm such a troll.

by Smile Man Tan June 24, 2019