Sausage sock

Slang for condom. Australian origin.

"Excuse me, could you please tell me where the condoms are?"
"Oi Michelle! Where are the sausage socks?"
"Aisle 5!"
"Aisle 5 mate"
"Thanks"

by Pentasyllabic June 21, 2018

Sausage

The meat from the pig wrapped in the pig's intestines

I want Sausage for dinner

by Aussieboy61 March 5, 2015

So Sausage

Someone who brings the sizzle not the drizzle

“He’s so sausage”

by sizzlenodrizzle November 27, 2021

Sausage

Can be used to describe someone who is making silly mistakes and you don’t want to offend them by swearing at them.

Person 1: I just gave the customer the wrong change..

Person 2: What a sausage.

by Tman5711 February 1, 2025

Garlic sausage

The name of a sexual act, when a person eats a lot of garlic before giving a blowjob.

My cock is still stinky from that garlic sausage I received the other day.

by Onrops September 18, 2018

Johnny’s Sausage

Johnny’s sausage is a crucial part of everyone’s day.
It’s a food;)

“When lunch comes around I’ll be looking for Johnny’s sausage!”

by Moth Vomit February 16, 2021

Sausage Monster

When you are sleeping and wake up to banging in your wardrobe and open the wardrobe realising that its your dad fucking your sister with a big fat juicy sausage while he is eating cookies and forces you to join in while your dad rips out a bottle of lube and sticks it on your cock forcing you to fuck your sister and cream-pie her wet pussy then waking up and realising it was all a dream then walking in on ur sister webcaming to old pedos.

“I had an umpleasant nightmare about the sausage monster last night”

by CreeperAu February 9, 2021