In essence, when one is acting like a granola bar, it means that they are acting in an unstable and unprecedented manner, that it evokes concern to all individuals nearby. Like Nature Valley Granola Bars, which tend to disintegrate easily. If an individual's mental health and overall lifestyle is showing signs of decline and instability, one could say that they are acting like a granola bar. In closure, to act like a granola bar means that you are fucking Wilding and acting crazy asf.
Person 1 background: recently lost their job, about to be evicted, has gotten numerous restraining orders in the last few days, hasn't taken care of their hygiene in a long ass time, and is doing black tar heroin on the double.
"Hey bro, you see that thicc ass Boulder near the highway?"
Person 2: "yeah what about it?"
Person 1: " yo we should like totally drive full speed towards it, it would be like so poggers lol"
Person 2:" imma be real with you, you have been acting like a granola bar recently, I think we should have an intervention"
"Hey bro, you see that thicc ass Boulder near the highway?"
Person 2: "yeah what about it?"
Person 1: " yo we should like totally drive full speed towards it, it would be like so poggers lol"
Person 2:" imma be real with you, you have been acting like a granola bar recently, I think we should have an intervention"
by reformedshibainu January 14, 2022
Get the Acting like a granola barmug. by TWROPE March 10, 2015
Get the Ice Cream Barsmug. To give it all of your effort when you are tired and/or hungover. Using every last ounce of energy to power through and get the job done. Typically after multiple days of drinking.
“I am really on the struggle bus after the last few days of getting wasted, but I am going to chin the bar and party again tonight!”
“Did you see he passed out at like 9 last night?” “Yeah he couldn’t chin the bar!”
“Did you see he passed out at like 9 last night?” “Yeah he couldn’t chin the bar!”
by Maxipad39 April 27, 2025
Get the Chin The Barmug. 
A ring you that looks like a wedding ring you wear to the bar so people don’t hit on you or approach you.
Some dude was walking up to me at the bar but I had my bar ring on so I held up my hand and he walked away. Thought I was married.
by Helpful123456789 September 6, 2023
Get the bar ringmug. When mathepreneurs see a multi-million dollar business opportunity to provide both resources and training for tens of thousands of seniors who are eager to learn about the “bar model method”—the heart of the Singapore elementary math curriculum—in order to connect and engage with their grandchildren’s and godchildren’s math education.
Publishers and vocational training centers have been pretty slow at taking advantage of the untapped source of revenue offered by the silver bar modeling industry, especially when more seniors are enjoying a longer lifespan in fast-greying Singapore.
by Numerati October 5, 2024
Get the Silver Bar Modelingmug. A Jewish name. Usually a girl's name, but can also be a boy name. In Hebrew, it mean wild, but not as in crazy, wild as in nature. In Hebrew it is usually used with other words. Eg. In Hebrew, a boar is a wild-pig, or a Bar-pig. My name is Bar. It is a synonym for the Hebrew word Teva, meaning nature. in Hebrew it is בר
Hi, my name is Bar.
by Merav Daniel yt October 19, 2020
Get the Barmug.