Noodle-brain

when someone is sooo dumb that there brain doesnt function properly, has a very bad memory that their brain is literally a bunch of noodles. (very mushy noodles

Alyssa: Omg i took a wiz in the bush over there...hold up wheres my dog
Amber: Alyssa your wiz stinks

Charlotte: Omg you forgot your dog you've been walking a leash

Both: your such a noodle-brain
Alyssa: duhhhhh

by dirty facts May 9, 2019

Brain Rape

To brain rape or be brain raped

When a person influences another person's thoughts or dreams eg A person whistles a tune in proximity of another person and later that person has the tune stuck in their head.

Also when a person talks about a subject to another person and later that night the person dreams about the subject.

"Remember when you were talking about robots yesterday? Well last night I had weird dreams about robots. You totally brain raped me!"

by FinkFoxboro December 6, 2013

brain-drizzle

pre-ejaculated

I brain-drizzled in my girlfriend earlier and now i think she might be pregnant!

by signum dogg May 26, 2010

brain dead

A girl who either refuses to perform, who who is bad at, oral sex.

"Hey did you hook up with that one girl? I saw you two heading upstairs"
"Yeah, but it was barely worth it, all we did was kiss. She was totally brain dead.

by Joe Gilpin May 6, 2008

Brain-Masterbation

When your brain is forced into doing somthing it dosent want to out of habbit, compulsery, or obligation.

Work staring at your computer, Class, Listning to your boss, ringing people up at the grochery store.

by HOJIT November 7, 2003

mashed potato brains

That feeling of mental retardation after coming down from a long night of tripping on acid

Man, I caught some major mashed potato brains the last time we tripped. I don't think I could deal with that again.

by hobolizardg January 4, 2012

bugs in my brain

if you have bugs in your brain it means your going crazy or you just have bugs in your brain!

like i got bugs in my brain and i'm going insane(tm)

by eeky bee August 22, 2006