alo n alex

best couple ever fr n any bitch who disagrees can drown #blackfromthewaistdown

omg alo n alex are so cute!!😍😍🤪🐓🐓

by pandamonkey November 11, 2022

Succ n' Fuk

The act of exchanging a blowjob for some hot sex

My girlfriend is coming over this weekend for some succ n' fuk

by Belle Eeb Utton March 9, 2017

dump n jump

A crude yet surprisingly effective method of contraception in which a male ejaculates into a female and makes her do jumping jacks afterward until all of the semen has exited her body

Jane was out of bc pills so I had to hit her with the ole dump n jump last night!

by JackOffAllTrades95 June 1, 2019

mentor college (n.)

A dingy kind of school that prides itself on being university prep. Administration is not the most helpful; neither are the guidance counsellors. Obviously the only school with buses on the road when the region declares it a snow day. Two exams per course, instead of one. Mental health of the students is not the greatest, but hey they’ve got a nice field though!!

Guy 1: What's wrong with Elise, why is she at school?
Guy 2: She's at mentor college (n.) remember? They don't get snow days...
Guy 1: Oh...hey they've got a nice field tho

by centor mollege August 19, 2019

Pasta n Pussy

Celebrated on April the 14th one month after Steak and Blowjob Day on March 14th. This day is to reward all those who received a steak and Blowjob on March 14th. Eat a pasta dish and then eat pussy. (Recommended to avoid spicy pasta dishes so as not to cause discomfort to the woman) you can even eat Pussy first and then have pasta for afters

Simon: "Hey Bill what did you get Louise for Pasta n Pussy Day Day?"

Bill: "Well Simon, that would be a lovely bacon pasta and then ate her out afterwards."

by Welshman1973 March 17, 2017

Nug N' Tug

The act of meeting an online date for a casual snack of chicken nuggets and the resulting mutual masturbation in a nearby alleyway/carpark. Basically the mission statement of tinder.

Office worker: I am not sure about this tinder match, I might just agree to grab a quick bite in McDonald's, besides I do want some chicken nuggets.

Co-worker: Ah yes the old Nug n' Tug. A classic move.

by FragileLittleMe August 5, 2018

Screw 'n Scram

The process of picking up somebody at a bar or night club, fucking them and then getting the hell out of there as quickly as possible. Can be done more than once a night/day.

Yeah it was just a Screw 'n Scram

by Hybrid Insanity June 15, 2011