ooltewah middle school

a cheap ass white school where boys think they in gangs and most of the girls are pick me with a ass football team that has not won a single game

if you go to ooltewah middle school i feel bad for you cause mr greeson is a bitch so is ms hill and ms treece

by silverwings team September 25, 2021

saunders middle school

king rylie rules the world there especially in mrs malone’s class👹

king rylie went to saunders middle school and she made it a great place and she ruled the worl

by 😎🤠👹🤡 April 5, 2019

taylor middle school

actually the worst school ever. i mean, the schools not bad- it’s huge. but the people in it are like kinda smelly. no offense. don’t go here though if you smell.

guy 1: if you had to go to any school, where would you go?
guy 2: taylor middle school

guy 1: ew gross

by oofer gangssssss October 27, 2018

middle eastern holiday

A term for a trip to Iraq for soldiers of the British Army, as popularised by the band Hard-Fi in their song Middle Eastern Holiday

I've got to go, but what a prize to give
Package deal to the sun, everything is inclusive
Where bullet holes, scar the minarets
Smoke on the horizon a beautiful sunset

Going on my middle eastern holiday
Give me a gun, I hope to see my mum again
Going on my middle eastern holiday
Been gone so long, I hope I'm coming home some day
We can fight, we can fight

by steve_b August 30, 2005

pleasantville middle school

a horrible school,

Teachers are up your ass all day

absolutely no privacy

The size of a bedroom closet

🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮🤧🤮

why does it smell like booty hole here

Oh cuz it’s Pleasantville middle school aka home of the rats

by Coochieitches November 7, 2019

Liberty Middle School

Liberty Middle School. A school for fake bitches and no hot boys. People put shit on the walls (yes literal poop) and there's a hole bunch of gay emo kids. Everyone's weird and Bloomy is sus.

Kid A: Yo you go to Liberty Middle School
Kid b: Yea
Kid A: HAHAHAH emo bitch

by yomammaisinmyroomrn October 13, 2021

Ascension Middle School

Ascension Middle and Elementary School is a school full of bullshit. BULLSHIT I TELL YOU! it costs 6 thousand dollars a year to go there, and you STILL have to pay for lunch while George Washington’s corpse (the gym teacher) rambles on about how she shared one ball with her 72 brothers and sisters. The teachers are homophobes and one divorced her husband because he was bisexual. They will see you with some black dyed hair and will lecture you until the stupid kid named fucking xyleigh will crack a rotten egg on your head and tear out a patch of your hair. The Ursuline sisters are shit. The last one we had was in 1987. Also the fact that for SIX THOUSAND DOLLARS A YEAR, you still won’t be accommodated for being non religious. No Nancy Figglehorn the lunch lady, I don’t want to be in a church when I am Jewish. Just this year, they bought smartboards in place of all the perfectly fine whiteboards. The music teacher is annoying and one of them even locked a kid in a classroom for detention. they also would never give free lunch, even if a kid didn’t show up. It’s bad until you realize they were saving that kid. The spaghetti was crunchy on the outside, and WHO TOLD THEM CHEAP DEEP DISH WAS GOOD? it tastes, looks, and smells like a pile of shit. They didn’t even have effort to cook the mini waffles we sometimes got. The best thing they had was pizza sticks, just sticks with cheese inside. The janitors are the nicest people there.

Guy A: “My school really sucks. They make us eat oatmeal!”

Guy B: “Ascension Middle School is so much worse, they make us eat raw cranberries.”

by Ascension Is Homophobic July 28, 2022