Matthew

The coolest man you’ll ever meet.

Person 1: who’s that over there?
Person 2: that’s a Matthew
Person 3: yeah
Matthew: I’m a hurricane

by anonymous July 28, 2021

Matthew

a cook, usually from portugal

matthew is a cook from portugal......I think

by IGV March 20, 2019

Matthew

Greatest man alive!! He is superior!! THEY WILL RULE THE WORLD.

“Come together Mathews we are stronger as one. Matthew is superior”

by Matthews are superior October 26, 2019

Matthew

Matthew is an annoying little kid who usually looks for attention but is SOMEHOW your friend. He gets on your nerves pretty often but sometimes funny.

Matthew is so ANNOYING and says dumb stuff but still funny.

by anonymous May 23, 2021

Matthew

A Matthew (or Matt/Mat/Matty/Mattie) will make the best boyfriend/guyfriend ever. With their big blue eyes, and heart-melting smile it's hard not to fall for them. They are different, in a beautiful way. Possesses a very funny, odd sense of humor. They are there when you need them, and they value their friendships. They like to look good, and dress well. Handsome, and charming. They've had a hard life, but never gets kicked down and stays down. They change for the better, and stronger than ever. Very successful at life, make great Dads. Known to be players but when they meet that special girl, their sold. Matthew's come off as tough and solid, but deep down, their soft side comes out and you see the sweet gentleman in them. They're not popular, but not a loner either. Friends love them, and guys want to be him. They have a really laid back attitude about themselves, but at the same time they can be the life of the party. Even though they can be a jerk at times, they mean well and are really the nicest guys ever. If you have a Matthew, don't let him go. None other compares

Wow, I've never wanted to finger my self more. Matthew is really awesome

by Phatbonnersixtyniner November 14, 2019

Matthew

Matthew is a 4'11" guy. Who is depressed and obsessed with Juice World. And always talks shit to anyone and everyone he talks to. He also talks about unaliving himself a lot.

Diana: Hey.
Matthew: Fuck off!

by Captain Bisexual February 27, 2022

Matthew

He's definitely a writer. He will have writer's block 24 hours a day. Obsessed with flowers 100%. Dumb but he speaks in far too high-class terms (as if we were in the 1700s) like bro!? wtf. He's too good at s*x and with just one look from his ice blue eyes he sends you into heat.

"I got lost in Matthew's ice eyes..."

by Camopilla May 28, 2024