march 17

march 17 is the day the most amazing human being was born. fuck st patrick's day nobody gives a shit about st patrick's day anymore.

guy 1: OMG! its march 17!!
guy 2: st patrick's day? your irish?
guy 1: no you dumb fuck, it the day the most amazing human being was born

by i.wanna.kms February 8, 2023

March 23

Hug your crush day

March 23 is national hug your crush day.

by National dayssz March 22, 2023

Douchebag March

Synonym to Mustache March. The month in which douchebags grow only a mustache to prove nothing. February 28th is the last day for a clean shaven upper lip and March 15th is the last day you can have any facial hair besides your 'stache.

Teacher 1: "What is wrong with all these kids? They look like freaks."

Teacher 2: "Its Douchebag March! What'd you expect?"

by Sweetness1024 March 19, 2011

Mexican Marching syrup

Tequila

Can’t wait for Cinco de Mayo to drink some Mexican Marching syrup

by That Boneyard pimp May 13, 2023

March 28 2025

A day that is said to be the most boring day of 2025.

March 28 2025 is indeed a Friday!

by Communism Is Life February 24, 2025

Menace to M’s March

Annoy the people who’s name starts with “M”!

Person - Yo Maxwell its Menace to M’s March
Maxwell - OH SHOOT

*person slaps Maxwell*

by VolcanicSalt March 8, 2024

-March 26-

Might as well tat realest nigga on their face

..Drake luvs the type of niggas that we’re born on -March 26-

by UBETTERfwDevy December 28, 2021