I'm tracking you like a pawn shop VCR. 

Telling someone you understand what they are saying to you.

Synonym: I'm picking up what you're putting down.

Becca: I hate that girl on American Idol - don't know what it is, but she totally sucks.

Beth: I'm tracking you like a pawn shop VCR.

I'm tracking you like a pawn shop VCR. by plaidshoes April 1, 2009

sneaking m&ms 

A slang term for a woman or man with notecably erect nipples as if sneaking M&Ms

did you see that girl sneaking m&ms? it must be really cold outside

sneaking m&ms by Pinoythespian March 28, 2005

I-don't-have-the-slightest-fucking-idea-what-I'm-talking-about-but-I'm-opening-my-fucking-mouth-anyways-^_^ 

Created in 2010 by Jevastus Destinus, this "word" means someone that doesn't have the slightest fucking idea what they're talking about, but they're talking anyways.

Jevastus: Yo, you're a fag. I hope you knew that. :-)
Idiot: Umm.... no I didn't. But thanks anyways.
Jevastus: Yes you did, you fucking I-don't-have-the-slightest-fucking-idea-what-I'm-talking-about-but-I'm-opening-my-fucking-mouth-anyways-^_^ fag. :-)

I-don't-have-the-slightest-fucking-idea-what-I'm-talking-about-but-I'm-opening-my-fucking-mouth-anyways-^_^ by Jevastus Destinus January 19, 2011

[1q''m]2w!!n{3e??b}4r,,v#5t..c%6y•"x^7u¥@z*8i£&l+9o€$k=0p>)j_-a<(h\/s~;g|:d 

A word that means the user has too much time on their hands; part of the sheer boredom collection. Congrats on finding it though.

User: “I’ve searched 1q''m2w!!n{3e??b}4r,,v#5t..c%6y•"x^7u¥@z*8i£&l+9o€$k=0p>)j_-a<(h\/s~;g|:d on Urban Dictionary.”
Receiver: “Then I have the job for you! Go do your schoolwork and stop procrastinating for once.”

[1q''m]2w!!n{3e??b}4r,,v#5t..c%6y•"x^7u¥@z*8i£&l+9o€$k=0p>)j_-a<(h\/s~;g|:d by Lunacy’sProphet October 15, 2021

i'm befuddled by your wiffling scrot 

befuddle=confused, etc.
wiffle=vagine
scrot=scrotum(ballsack)

I'm befuddled by your wiffling scrot=I'm confused by your vaginal ballsack

There is none, really:p

i'm befuddled by your wiffling scrot by Josh January 22, 2005

Stereotype Me, I'm Irish 

Stereotypes include but are not limited to: Drunks or being drunk, bar-brawling/brawlers, leprachuans and unsophisticated twats.

It's also the perfect Shut the fuck up/stfu sentence to some leprachuan-chasers.

"The Irish have always been victims of terrible stereotypes- that we're drunks and bar brawlers.
It makes me so mad i'm gonna get drunk and punch someone"- The Black Donnellys NBC

Guy1: hey hey- can you get me a four leaf clover?
Irish Guy: Stereotype me, I'm irish.
Guy1: Wtf?

Stereotype Me, I'm Irish by Cillian S October 29, 2007

Well slap my ass and tickle my pickle, I'm going to kill myself! 

When you are completely roasted toasted and caught by surprise. A term you should not often use as you should always have an ace in your hole. Hopefully, when you do use this term, those around you will be so completely and utterly destroyed both physically, mentally, and spiritually that they'll bow down and worship you.

Teacher: "Did you say further? Further means more and you can't be even more of more; the proper term is 'farther!'"
You, me, or any enlightened child: "Well slap my ass and tickle my pickle, I'm going to kill myself!"

Thicc Boi: "WHO GOES NEXT? If he's on my left and he's on my right, WHOSE IN THE MIDDLE??
Enlightened one: "Well slap my ass and tickle my pickle he's got more chromosomes than me!"

Well slap my ass and tickle my pickle, I'm going to kill myself! by ExcitedTea December 19, 2018