Girl: did you here Isaac is a lesbian.
Girl 2: would not ever look in his direction now i definitely wont
Boy: yeah he's to gay to even hang with the other gays
Isaac: your a faggot
Boy 2: oh there he go's again trying to shift the blame
Girl 2: would not ever look in his direction now i definitely wont
Boy: yeah he's to gay to even hang with the other gays
Isaac: your a faggot
Boy 2: oh there he go's again trying to shift the blame
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my buddy Steve's wife talked him in to adopting a bunch of vietnamese kids , and they had to get rid of Steve's man-cave .... and his dog that he's had his whole life ....and, she made him give up his special edition star wars figures so the kids could play with them." "He said every day he wishes he would die in his sleep."
"because death would be better than this hell he has to live in"....
Then he said he prays every night "please God take me from this torment I cannot bear another day looking at my stupid wife and these damn children."
Tobias:....damn dude , his life looks like a lesbian birthday party.
my buddy Steve's wife talked him in to adopting a bunch of vietnamese kids , and they had to get rid of Steve's man-cave .... and his dog that he's had his whole life ....and, she made him give up his special edition star wars figures so the kids could play with them." "He said every day he wishes he would die in his sleep."
"because death would be better than this hell he has to live in"....
Then he said he prays every night "please God take me from this torment I cannot bear another day looking at my stupid wife and these damn children."
Tobias:....damn dude , his life looks like a lesbian birthday party.
by Djentile March 13, 2019
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Boy 1 Garrett watts : does this make you feel better? *Garrett and girl 1 Morgan Adams holding Benjamin and Tyler*
Boy 1 Garrett watts : does this make you feel better? *Garrett and girl 1 Morgan Adams holding Benjamin and Tyler*
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