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Kevin

Super sexy,Super hot 🄵 he has a huge 😳smile, he is so hot all the boys fall and get distracted, ppl love him because his feet are so soft like a baby angle and his p… piƱata is filled with he most candy, and he is hottttttt. he loves men but he’s not gay, and he only kissed 20000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 boys so his mom needs to stop plying. also his dog is pregnant…… He’s ganna be a dad 🄳🄳🄳 he also
really hot, and i would kiss him and get lost in his dreamy eyes for days. He’s my daddy, that’s not sus because a said no no homo 😩 he’s super hot also 🄵🄵🄵🄵🄵🄵🄵🄵🄵🄵🄵🄵
Kevin is as hot as shrek 🄵
by Jojo is king November 22, 2021
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Kevin fallacy

The notion of trying to bring ā€objectiveā€ opinions into a subjective discussion.
The color red is the best because the Internet said so.

That line of thinking is just a Kevin fallacy!
by Vihƶrs February 24, 2024
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Kevin Cronads

Sodomizer of individuals who pose any level of threat
Remember that time DM fired? Boy was he given the Kevin Cronads...
by Mufgeefugger1 September 7, 2018
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Fortnite Kevin

A term used to describe an individual who stumbles their way through the treacherous terrain of Fortnite like a clumsy llama with two left hooves. A Fortnite Kevin is notorious for their astonishing ability to turn even the simplest tasks into epic fails, leaving their teammates questioning their life choices. This hapless character can often be found building their "forts" that look more like abstract art installations, and their aim? Let's just say they couldn't hit a pink flamingo with a water balloon.

The mere presence of a Fortnite Kevin in your squad is like signing up for a comedy show where you're the only one not laughing. Witnessing their constant mistimings and bewildering choices is a reminder that in the vast world of Fortnite, miracles may happen, but they're definitely not going to come from a Fortnite Kevin. So buckle up, fellow players, if you ever come across a Fortnite Kevin, prepare for unpredictable chaos that even the game's RNG gods could never have anticipated. May the storm guide you away, for you do not want to be caught in a battle alongside a Fortnite Kevin!
Man we lost 5 games in a row.

It’s not our fault though, we were playing with a Fortnite Kevin
by Boredinthehouse54 August 11, 2023
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Kevin federline

If theres something more chicken shit than being afraid to stand (Kevin Federline), it's being afraid to stand alone (Britney Spears). Pretending to jump to the defense of someone afraid to stand is as chicken shit as being afraid to stand, since it's still being afraid to really stand.
At least the world knows Kevin Federline is a womanizing douchebag if the rumors are true and all. Kevin Federline doesnt masquerade or disguise himself as somebody else to do his womanizing or sinning, he does it as Kevin Federline at least. He doesnt hide who and what he is.
by Solid Mantis September 7, 2020
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