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Content Junkie

An addict who perpetually consumes dull content in video games and movies. They climb aboard the hype train each year and are thrilled to receive the half-baked, steaming pile of dog shit products they were misled to buy. They develop amnesia so they can continue to cope with the copy and paste mechanics, repetitive side missions, and terrible storylines that have been re-hashed to them over and over again. A good story means nothing to them, all they want is mind-numbing special effects and action sequences. They do not consume because they want to, they consume because they need to.

The saying “wide as an ocean, deep as a puddle,” is a concept that is very alien to them.

Not to be confused with a normie because this individual is an addict.
“Dude, did you see the new Far Cry trailer? Holy shit it looks so good! This year is stacked! We’re gonna get Madden 22, COD Vanguard, Battlefield 2042, and a new Assassin’s Creed!"
"No, I'm not remotely interested in games made for content junkies."
by Giant Dousch February 12, 2022
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Ketamine Junkie

Ketamine Junkie is a character portrayed by discord user ketamine junkie#4511, to be a "Ketamine Junkie" you must want to be a "Ketamine Junkie", you can show that you want to be a "Ketamine Junkie" by shooting 12 syringes of Heroin (an easily accessable drug if you are located in Perth). By doing this you are sacrificing yourself to "Ketamine Junkie".
Person 1: IM A KETAMINE JUNKIE
Person 2: *cums in awe*
by Ketamine Junkie May 13, 2022
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Ketamine Junkie

A person who is rather crazy and loves sacrificing to the blood gods.
Person 1: IM A KETAMINE JUNKIE!
Person 2: Based.
by Ketamine Junkie May 13, 2022
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Philosophy junkie

Someone who is addicted to philosophy. This can have both a positive and a negative meaning. It could simply be an enthusiast, or someone who's obsessed with faux self-help pseudophilosophy, which causes them to have a twisted self image and worldview.
I just like watching philosophy videos on Youtube. I'm not some philosophy junkie, I swear!
by Nugsson May 30, 2022
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FPV junkie

Someone who flys FPV drones excessively or obsessively.
Hey, where's your boyfriend? Thought he was coming with you? He's flying his damn drone. Sounds like he's a FPV junkie. Might need to have an intervention.
by Fpvjunkie June 15, 2022
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Narcissistic Junkie Scum

“The narcissistic junkie scum on the lefts name is Kylie Pomeroy
by Josby the ape June 26, 2022
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photography junkie

The one that can’t put down their camera at social events and can’t resist taking their camera everywhere they go. Often found wandering away from the group and seen in non-human yoga poses to capture the shot of the hour.
-“Where’d she go this time?”

-“Miss Photography Junkie is off doing her thing again.”
by Theoneyoucanttakeserious September 14, 2022
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