Air On The G-string

A piece of "off-color" music dat celebrates da crude practice of wolf-whistling so hard when a skimpily-clad chick walks by dat she actually feels da wind-blast from your whooshy admiring-vocalization on her bare butt.

If J.S. Bach heard "what they did to his song" --- i.e., da bawdy "Air On The G-string" butcher-job on his famous and clean-themed "Orchestral Suite No. 3 in D major" --- he'd so totally be turning over in his grave!

by QuacksO June 9, 2019

Air

Air is good if you inhale it then swallow it it gives the gas and when you yawn it means you choke on ghoast dick thats why we cover are mouthes when we yawan

Sarah yawns* air tastes like dick hmm i wonder why
Bully screams* SARAHS CHOKING ON GHOAST DDDIIIIIICCCCKKK

by Fukucunt nohomo June 19, 2019

air banging

When you see a hot chick walking by and you airbang them with out them even knowing it.

Did you see that hot redhead that just walked by? Yeah man I was air banging her the whole time she walked by

by REBAR1340 February 24, 2019

cheek air

The extra oxygen stored in your cheeks while holding your breath.

“You can only hold your breath for 30 seconds? Have you tried using cheek air?”

by boiii February 28, 2019

Major Air Dribble

What happens when you pull your pants up too fast after going to the bathrooms

I just took a shit and I had a Major Air Dribble

by OrionJeremy March 1, 2019

Air Virgin

Someone Who hasn’t jerked off yet

“You can tell he’s an air virgin by his virgin walk”

by LilNomad September 13, 2019

AIR

AIR stands for >>>> Am I right

Ava: “Fuck boys AIR or AIR.”
Milly: “hell yeah!!!”

by Nah.dog11 September 13, 2019