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No Homo Head

To give a blowjob without it being considered gay .

“I gave my Creepy uncle no homo head because I was a horny lil bich “

by @ryun.xo on ig August 12, 2020

Caravan Head

A person with an abnormally large head, the back of the head is often shaped like a caravan, thus the name caravan head.

The most famous example of a caravan head is a guy who lives in the UK, Lancashire Preston, and usually gets alot of abuse about his caravan head.

Look at his caravan head.

He's head is massive i think it's a caravan head.

If your head gets any bigger it'll be a caravan.

by Epic guy. January 19, 2011

Head-doer

Someone who does someone's head in; An individual who causes severe migraines and headaches to a person of their choice (usually of close relation) to serve their mischievous and teasing ways.

"Bro Angelina and Albina both won't stop doing my head in, legit head-doers man"

"My mum's doing my head in, all she isn't letting me have a break"

"Josh keeps calling me, he is such a head doers"

by Uncle Kamal March 26, 2020

Tred-head

To receive head while running on a treadmill :)

Dude, I got the best tred-head at the gym today.

by I'm the reall Shleebert November 2, 2010

Torrent Head

Someone who constantly has something streaming/downloading off utorrent or a similar program.

Jack: "I need something downloading but I don't have the time ¬_¬."

Aaron: "Ohhh, ask Sam, he's a right Torrent Head."

by MylastCoke September 9, 2009

Forever Head

When you do something right and your partner promises to give you head for the entirety of your relationship.

Ben: My girlfriend makes me want to be the best version of myself. I think I should start going to a therapist and achieve that level of me.

Andrew: I bet that'll get you some Forever Head from the lady.

by SlitSkirts February 27, 2017

Meat Heads

They're not the most approachable people. When you're a newbie the last thing you need is a meat head who continuously stares at you as you move from one machine to the other. It's like a scene from Prison break,when an inmate is holding his belongings and his taking that intimidating walk to his cell accompanied by Prison guards and the old heads death stare him waiting to claim him as their bitch. Meat heads intimidate you and they wait for you to do the wrong thing before they scream at you as loud as they could 'DON'T DO THAT' or 'YOUR FORM IS TERRIBLE' or

'WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING', they laugh at you and shake their heads in disbelief. Meat heads are the reason why you ditch your membership.

Meat Heads think they know it all.

by Kick Ass Gal December 8, 2017