french fry braid

When a girl's braid is so dry, crispy, and thin it resembles a French fry.

Katie: Look at her braid! it's so ugly!
Emily: Yeah, that shit is a French fry braid!

by emzies_ October 23, 2015

french slapper

When the Snail Eater loves cock too much so she spreads her legs for anything that has a pulse. When in reality no one values her because she looks like a rat faced bitch

French Slapper: Bonjour, I like frogs can I suck your dick?

Man: of course but everyone knows you’re no good at it

by Doodle May 7, 2018

french mommy

A elder woman from France? Or are you taking about that one hot cute sweet and innocent girl from Apex Legends? If so, yes you are right, she is a french mommy.

Person 1: Dude, I want to fuck the french mommy so hard.
Person 2: Who?!?!?
Person 1: Watson from Apex you dumb fuck

by Alexmmat March 24, 2022

French

Bad

You are French at Fortnite

by Cool and smart April 21, 2022

Joe French

Tallest guy in KS3

Wow hardman joe French

by Ktykne fxqnr brkkj October 4, 2018

French abortion

A French abortion is when a woman performs oral on a man then proceeds to spit the man’s semen into a shot glass the man then drinks the shot

Gave the misses the old French abortion last night

by Dipshit douglas December 21, 2022

Maniac French

Referring specifically to French people who have spawned from the potato fields of Northern Maine. These people tend to be more hyperactive than your typical French person, with ADHD tendencies. Anyone with the last name Leveque, Olette, Pelletier, or Albert should be considered highly suspect.

John has started 4 different projects and haven't finished one. That's because he's part Maniac French.

by Dementia Douche February 27, 2023