Noodle face

When one squints their eyes, thrusts out their upper row of teeth and over-exaggerates their facial features, Can be used in conjunction with the noodle voice to mock others. Created by a few students in high school.

I looked over to him only to be met with a face that could only be described as, a Noodle face.

by Oodle o' Noodle January 23, 2011

Slap Face

1) Oppiste of Kick Ass
2) Short for "slap in the face"

Guy 1: That girl just turned me down cuz she heard I had a small package.

Guy 2: Dude, that is slap face.

by greyfrog April 28, 2009

face glaze

noun, covering another persons face, male or female, in pussy juice so that the result is akin to Shipley's original glazed donut

Her pussy got so wet she left me with generous coat of face glaze.

by little titties big ass December 7, 2010

Face Erase

The point in a romantic relationship when pictures of the couple begin to dis-appear from Facebook, and or when the relationship status changes to "Single OR Complicated" from "In a relationship".

It looks like Herman has made it to Face Erase with his girl friend.

"Yeah her pictures have disappeared from his profile now."

by themindblogger December 8, 2009

face jacked

If a previous facebook user hasn't logged out of their profile, the next person may come along and edit details about this person.

Aron; "Peter, why does your profile say "Peter is bumming"?"
Peter; "Because Ian face jacked my profile"

by waveyourarms May 9, 2008

nasty face

faces that are nasty. that aren't pleasant to look at, and you just want to walk away when you see it..

carly has such a nasty face, seriously. she needs to stay at home. behind doors.

by sexy gurll August 23, 2011

Goose-Faced

When you are so DUC (Driving under the influence of caffeine) that you can't maintain a straight face. Often the person experiences intense bursts of energy and raging Freedom

"Why did you steal that Honda Ranger?"
"I'm Goose-Faced I don't know what to tell you"

by Doctor Supreme November 28, 2014