homo-sexual duck

A homo-sexual duck is usual short has brown hair and blue eyes

“That kid over is a homo-sexual duck”

by Wifey420 November 21, 2018

Dying duck act

When you are very ill, usually with a cold and are moping with said illness on the couch.

“God, you really do a dying duck act when you get sick”

by Ccp_bluesky August 11, 2018

Real Duck Hours

When you have cravings for bread or any assortment of pastry.

Similar to {Real Isopod Hours}

Carlos: Why are you eating so much toast?
Joseph: I was going through some Real Duck Hours

by lilsaigon June 3, 2018

down duck link

n: trash, garbage, rubbish, only one distrted object to the blasphemy

A: i will do this
B: no, dont be a down duck link

by j4s0n_T0dd March 29, 2023

Anal Duck Sex

When two partners engage in anal sex while the penetrating partner rotates clockwise during penetration - similar to how a ducks penis is corkscrewed.

Man, I had anal duck sex last night. Shit was dizzying!

by DuckLover96 February 2, 2023

Jaidens Duck Day

The Day Jaidens Pet Duck Died To Him Kicking It

Hey did you know its jaidens duck day lets honor that.

by TheDictionaryMan(NotEnder) May 3, 2023

Rubber Duck

1) A guy that puts on a condom before sex while riding on top of a train that is moving through a low clearing. He must use a "rubber", and he must "duck" in order to stay safe.

"I wish Ezekial wasn't such a pussy. He never takes unnecessary risks, and on our way to Florida he insisted on being a rubber duck. At least he kept his heads safe."

by ThatGuyWhoWroteSomething October 21, 2009