Cum Fart

When a man busts while doing anal and they proceed to fart out the nut.

Me: Your mom gave the biggest cum fart last night.

by CloacaCrusher69 April 29, 2021

Cum Artist

A Cum Artist is a person who uses a celebrity's photo, or a picture of a really hot girl as inspiration to jerk off on and "paint" their face or body with their cum-shot. They can dedicate their art to one celebrity or many, and are extroverts wanting their photos published online for all to see. The newer artists have turned to video capturing the facial or body shot with sound.

The Shania Twain Cum Art gallery features pictures and video from various Cum Artists around the world.

by Art for All December 5, 2011

Cum-nugget

A complete and utter twat; somebody so full of themself that they want everyone to know how 'brilliant' they are.

Pat: God, am I great! I'm so clever, and a great person to be around! (He isn't)

Dan: He's a right Cum-nugget!
George: Amen.

by FretWizard September 11, 2014

raccoon cum

A Hallucinogen, it has a psychodelic effect on humans, with no known side effects, also known as Raccoon semen it is quite hard to obtain for ethical reasons, but is completely legal.

Tom- where can i get some raccoon cum

Dave- i dont know check with your dealer

by the yup April 16, 2013

Wizard's Cum

Better than the bee's knees or the dog's bollocks by an order of magnitude.

Jimi Hendrix's guitar playing is, quite simply, the Wizard's Cum.

by Condog2 July 24, 2012

Cum-hale

When your bitch is giving you head, then instead of swallowing your cum, she inhales.

Guy: Dang bae, you given some nice head.
Bae: Cough! Cough! I think I Cum-hale.

by Jigglelowski January 7, 2015

cum mints

The unwrapped mints usually left in an open bowl near the cash register of a Chinese or Japanese restaurant. It is said that people ejaculate into them and stir in the cum.

Restaurant patron #1: "Oh look, mints. Do you want some?"
Restaurant patron #2: "No way man, I never eat unwrapped mints - they're cum mints. People cum into those bowls and mix it in. Gross."

by Clamms January 1, 2017