fair crack of the whip 

Australian colonial term meaning to give someone a fair chance or cut them a break.

Probably derived from when the original convict Australians were whipped with a "cat o nine tail" for any old indiscretion whether deserved or not...

Woman: Get out of my bed!
Man: Why?
Woman: Because you are not performing to my expectations softy!
Man: Fair crack of the whip! I'm drunk! ....Mumble mumble... Crazy Sheila.....

fair crack of the whip by Pertinentsnsuch February 14, 2014

toe crack 

verb
To crack ones toes. Hence, a toe crack.

"Huh, ryan, you're a toe crack!"
Kevin, give me a toe crack!

toe crack by chriseversonthethird June 10, 2005

Tobacco crack 

When you are having sex in the doggy position and look down on a womans arse crack only to see copious amounts of arse hair. Thus resembling half a pound of roll your own tobacco wedged between her cheeks.

I shagged this pig last night but she had a Tobacco Crack.

Tobacco crack by afcb stu October 11, 2006

Radioactive Crack Monkey 

A man who is acting extremely hyper and social, though they are usually calm and detached.

I say, Tom sure is being one hell of a radioactive crack monkey today.

Radioactive Crack Monkey by Porkman385 November 11, 2008

ass crack fever 

When you don't wipe well after a poo, and you get the itchies.

Heather didn't wipe well enough, leaving her with ass crack fever.

ass crack fever by ceav March 3, 2017

That Shit is Crack  

instead of saying something is good, or swell

" I smoked some crazy pot, that shit is crack !"

That Shit is Crack by Tom Stein February 19, 2009

What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac is this shit 

the best way to impress your parents then get in trouble

Me:"Dad I'm home"
My dad:"I got a phone-call from you teacher today"
*Me thinking I'm in trouble*"What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac is this shit!"
My dad:"...wheres mah belt"

What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac is this shit by Le random Persona October 13, 2021