Bum Slide

When one slides their bare bum cheeks across the bare bum cheeks of an unsuspecting person during a post game locker room shower.

"I just got Paul with a good bum slide. He didn't see it coming."

by just pooed a little December 5, 2012

Bum Conkers

Testicles - Human or otherwise.

I’ve got really, really itchy bum conkers!

by Negative Bishop Revmond December 27, 2018

Bum tears

Anal secretions which drip down the arse cheeks when a gay couple break up.

"It looks like it's all over between Bryan and Alex. There'll be bum tears shed tonight".

by Ringo66 November 27, 2012

bum-clevage

the event in which a man has bigger tits than his female counterpart.

Oh, man! Look at jimmy klein's bum-clevage!!!

by sick ass cooties September 28, 2007

bum fluf

word used to replace a swear word
to show annoyance
use instead of words like: bugger, fuck, shit, pooey, for gods sake, annoying

BUMFLUFF!
wat a bumfluff
shes so bumfluffy
can things get any more bumfluffy?

by cheese mistress April 15, 2005

bummed in the gob

When a penis penetrates the anus, travels through the colon, intestines and out the mouth.

Slut: His 30 foot long penis left me bummed in the gob when he pushed it all the way in!

by the slut formerly known as your mother October 1, 2004

bum fluff

the fluff off a bum

a fluffy bottom

by laura simmons October 4, 2003