Brown Plague

An unfortunate sickness of the stomach that requires one to be almost permanently stationed on the toilet. The increase in the number of bowl movements is typically accompanied by a stool consistency similar to muddy water.
i.e. Hershey Squirts

I'm sorry bro, I can't make it out tonight. I've got a bad case of the brown plague. I've been on the toilet all day.

by scroTIMOTHY January 23, 2017

Chris Brown

any act of violence against a woman

He straight Chris Browned her in the jaw!

by chi city real talk February 10, 2009

Chris Brown

v. to beat your woman. Can also be a synonym for the verb "to beat"

Guy: Did you bring the pudding?
Girl: I brought frozen yogurt.
Guy: I oughta Chris Brown you right here.

by minhdzuy February 11, 2009

Chris Brown

The act of beating up someone, or a girl

Bro, chill out before i go Chris Brown on you!

by Sir Saula February 9, 2009

Chris Brown

To beat the crap out of someone for no apparent reason. To bite ears, hands and punch your girlfriend, then attempt to choke her out by method of headlock.

Girl, you'r pissing me off, don't make me go Chris Brown on your ass!

by MZ Jade March 16, 2009

Chris Brown

The act of beating a bitch HARD.

OJ just chris browned the hoe.

by Taiga Ishida February 21, 2009

Roll a brown

An all purpose phrase appropriate for any situation. Verb, adjective and occasionally noun - it can be used as a greeting, to acknowledge success or failure. Most commonly used as an expression of delight.

Can be adapted to 'brown rolling', 'rolling brown' or 'brown roller'.

Also has fecal connotations.

Some people imagine a six sided dice being rolled with the outcome landing on the brown-colour side.

I just got top score on COD - roll a brown.

That curry has ruined me.
You should roll a brown.

Roll a brown.
Hello.

Which way is the brown rolling?
Down town.

What have you been up to, mate?
Brown rolling.

by Jimmy the prince December 31, 2009