training the ol' Weedle

A Pokémon joke implying masturbation.

A: "So what're you doing tonight?"
B: "I'll be training the ol' Weedle."

by theh0peful August 12, 2015

mexican speed train

Tying a razor blade to ones penis, and smacking another person in the mouth with it

Do not Mexican speed train me!

by county boy 101 February 27, 2014

Zipper Trained

When someone becomes aroused as their partner unzips their pants, it reflects how small, familiar cues can spark anticipation. This moment often leads to an automatic, almost ritual response — lowering themselves in preparation for an intimate act that both partners have come to enjoy together.

Zipper Trained ~~ When he unzips his pants, she instinctively lowers herself, anticipation clear in her movements. Settling into the familiar place between his legs, she readies herself with eagerness knowing the moment they love to share is about to begin.

by BlackbeardRVA99 September 8, 2025

Train Doored

To be caught or stuck in between closing train doors

I was Train Doored in the LRT Baclaran station

by EDSA2 June 9, 2022

Train

THAT DAMN VEHICLE THAT CJ DIDN'T FOLLOW!

In the game Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas, the mission Wrong Side Of The Tracks features you (CJ) and Big Smoke following a train, If you fail to follow the train, the mission will fail with these lines by Big SmOOOOHHHke:

All we had to do, was follow the damn train, CJ!

All we had to do was follow the damn TRAIN cj!

by gr0ndz. March 20, 2020

spoof train

The Spoof Train is a form of transport, commonly taken by those who talk absolute shite.

"Kieran- you did not do 40 bets since friday, you;re clearly on the Spoof Train"

by Spoof Train Engineer October 9, 2016

Meth train

A group all snorting a line of meth at the same time as running and opposite to each other to eventually fucking crash into eachother

That fucking meth train hurt man but was fucing wild

by Mc nilson July 31, 2021