Turtle

Those idiots that keep eating the plastic straws. Well some do but still, they're related so they're still the idiots that keep eating the straws. Like blud, that is not a jellyfish that is a STRAW

"Bro this dumb ass turtle keeps eating the straws when it already got 4 in it's dumb nose.

by yogha October 22, 2023

Turtle Mode

When ur baked & ur eyes are so small like a turtle coming out of its shell

F: Bro, I am so baked...
G: Yeah, Turtle Mode Braaaah

by yokai D May 8, 2018

Turtles Foot

A special combination of three different strains of marijuana. The combination is then taken eight times, the number of bowls is then represented by levels of the session.

yoooooo maaaan, i fucking took the turtles foot and its likeeee turtles up your face alll the fucking time footing you theirr soliciatizing feet.

the turtle has two turtles foot, the other two are liess.!

by ninjakaiman August 9, 2010

Turtle Brownie

The act of applying used wet turtle brownies to a big brownie whilst brownies are hot.

Kevin dexterously performed the hottest turtle brownie of all time.

by TounguePuncher April 19, 2019

snake eyed turtle fuck

used as an insult meaning inbred or cluster fuck, all aroud multi use word

"You snake eyed turtle fuck"

by eyed turtle March 27, 2021

Turtle Racing

Three fuckers spread out across the entire highway going the same speed not allowing anyone to pass.

Man those fuckers where turtle racing on the way here, I wanted to kill myself

by muahahaha6942069 December 3, 2024

Purple turtle

An internet lawyer or someone using law jargon or claiming to have contacted or threatned you with an attorney

Paul is real purple turtle. Said I will receive my subpoena this month.

by Dirty Chaos December 12, 2017